I'm going to fill out a survey I stole for your own good.

200. My middle name is: Mason
199. I was born on: May 1991
198. I am really: a mere figment of your imagination.
197. My cell phone company is: Verizon Phoneless
196. My eye colour is: blue
195. My shoe size is: 11
194. My ring size is: 1337
193. My height is: 5'8
192. I am allergic to: Cats.
191. I was born in: The Bible Belt ov doom und daath
190. I live in: a rundown bathroom facility owned by minorities.
189. The last book I read: Isaac Asimov - Foundation
188. My bed is: where I fulfill the demands of my excretory system.
187. One thing you hate about yourself: I am a cruel, heartless person who god desperately wants to kill (though, unfortunately, nonexistant people aren't allowed to buy guns in the U.S.)

--==::FAVORITES::==--

186. Favorite Beverage: Coke
185. Favorite Car: 1337mobile
184. Favorite Number: i
183. Favorite Smell: Garlic
182. Favorite Shoes: Hobbit feet
181. Favorite Pet: lesser mortals
180. Favorite Dinosaur: Kent Hovind!
179. Favorite Holiday is: Capitalistmas
178. Favorite Fruit: Hamburger
177. The last three cd's/songs I bought/downloaded are: King Crimson - In The Court..., King Crimson - Red, Pulse Emitter - Different Waves
176. Last song that made me cry was: Satyricon - Fuel for Hatred
175. Do you like being single/taken?: Yes!
174. In one word describe your ex: Attention_whore
173. In one word how would your ex describe you: Too_ownage_for_my_own_good
172. Who would you say is your hero: Dawkins or Asimov.
171. Chair, Couch, or Floor: Couch.
170. What did you do last night?: Did homework for driver's ed

:::I Do (YES)/Do Not (NO) Believe In:::

142. Love at first sight? No
141. Luck? No
139. Yourself? Yes
138. Aliens? Yes
137. Heaven? No
136. Hell? No
135. Ghosts? No
134. Horoscopes? No
133. Soulmates? No
132. Democracy? No
131. Life After Death? No
130. Fighting Solves Nothing? It can solve things, but there are more effecient ways of going about it.

:::Which is Better?:::

129. Hugs or Kisses?: FORNICATION
128. Drunk or High: High on LIFE!
127. Phone or Online: Online
126. Red heads or Black hair: That's a good one.
125. Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 4evar
124. Hot or cold: Cold winter daath
123. Summer or winter: Summer inside, winter outstide.
122. Beef or Chicken: Beef
121. Chocolate or vanilla: Another good one.
120. Night or Day: Day
119. Oranges or Apples: Oranges by far.

:::Here's What I Think About:::

118. Lying: Don't let your morals get in the way of doing what is right - or something like that.
117. My Car: is fast and danger.
116. Abortion: for the win
115. Backstabbers: WOOOO Backstabbers!
114. Parents: Good in theory.
113. Tacos: Depends.
112. Work: Work is for capitalist scum! Long live the anarchic revolution! (AKA I don't have a job)
111. Fighting: Under supervision of asians only.
110. The South: South U.S. is a craphole. South America has some good bands though...
109. Music Piracy: is good in theory, yet CDs just feel better.
108. Mohawks: hXc!
107. Fauxhawks: Sounds like a hairdo Bill O'reilly would like.
106. Smokers: like steam engines have been replaced with smarter machinery, like intelligent life.
105. Nascar: is racsaN backwards.
104. My Home State: Is not too exciting.
:::Last time I:::

103. Kissed someone: Skip the bullshit and go right to the FORNICATION! ...;_;
102. Had food: 5 minutes ago.
101. Seen someone I haven't seen in a while: Approximately 20.33333... minutes ago.
100. Cried in front of someone: PFFFFT MEN DON'T CRY HURGH HUGH HROGH HORGH
99. Grew: Holy shit

:::MISC:::

90. who is the ditziest person you know: I'm superior to such people ._.
89. Who makes you laugh the most: Metallers who try too hard.
88. How many hot dogs do you think you could eat at once: This is a good question, somehow.
87. Does it really matter how someone dresses: Not really.
86. Could you date a junkie: I'm sure it's not out of the realms of physical possibility, considering n=i^2+b
85. Are you part of a music scene: Scenes are for loosers! Now excuse me as I go put on corpse paint and blow fire.
84. Who would you not want to fight on your friend's list: yoyo da moose, because I hear he can lift houses. It's true.
83: What excites you most about this summer: a general lackery of general bullshittery in the general schoolery processery.
82. What I don't understand is: How Ann Coulter can physically function without a brain.
81. Is Britney Spears a whore: She's a person too, dammit!
80. The most unsatisfactory answer I've ever received is: What?
79. Do you gamble: No
78: All Time Favorite Wrestler: HORGH
77: Are you a good dancer: Well, you know; I got summa dem moves, yo. Not to brag.
76. Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Jesus, who lives in my closet.
75. The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Dying in the process of excreting a live animal.
74. The thing that I'm not looking forward to is: Heaven, because the only people there are soccer moms and child molestors.
73. Tomorrow: I will learn nothing in drivers ed and read.
72. Today: I will learn nothing in drivers ed and read.
71. This Summer: I will learn nothing in drivers ed and read.
70. Next Week: read
69. What's your favorite musical guilty pleasure: Eifel 65!
68. I cannot eat: because I am fasting for Ramadan. It's over, you say? *dies*
67. People call me: Lovemaster 2000
66. The person I love to eat with is: Daniel, because he deserves the projectile vommiting.
65. People who ______ animals scare me: think humans are not
64. The person I miss the most is: Me, as I died of lung cancer several months ago.
63: The person who I "can't take anywhere" is: Most people, as I don't have a car.
62. The person who knows the most about me is: erahnen_sie_ein on my friends list.
61. The scariest movie ever is: lol
60. The most difficult thing to do is: communicate with other human beings.
59. I have gotten a speeding ticket: Just yesterday, for walking under the influence. I killed several ants.
58. My favorite author is: Neil Gaiman.
57. My least favorite band is: Evergray
56. My zodiac sign is: Taurus
55. The first person I talked to today was: Me
54. First time you had a crush: There is no crush; merely action out of biological necessity and selectivity out of logical phenomena.
53. The one person who can't hide things from me: Me
52. Last time someone said something you were thinking: I'm not sure. I wonder who I'm talking to right now?
51. Right now I am talking to: You know, that's funny, because I was just thinking...
50. What is your dream job?: To star in a pornagraphic film where I get to eat feces!
49. First job?: mowing der lawn ov daath




I can do no more. I surrender.